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Welcome to Sandalrella: Perceptions of a Teenage Famepire, a young-adult satire. It’s the incredibly truish story of the search for fame, fortune, love, and, most important, finding your voice in an avalanche of texts and tweets!

When Sandalrella, a restless and ambitious senior at the Kimye High School for Celebrity Journalism and Other Nonsense Americans Consider News, becomes stranded in the Big Appletini™ after losing her lifeline — a loaner smartphone — she must stop texting, start speaking, and learn to trust her astute inner voice to return home from her fantasy field trip. 

Wordplay of the Day

Calling all arithmagicians, guynosaurs, and preptiles: Expand your voguecabulary and ours! Like Sandalrella, be a “nerd who loves playing with words.” Contribute new expressions to the Fictionary, and help redefine the English language.

No matter what they do, no matter how shamefully they behave, famepires cannot die of embarrassment; the only thing that can kill them is lack of attention, making famepires immortal in a country with an insatiable, incurable celebrity fixation.
— famepire